my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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