you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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