well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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