Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
She announced her abortion via fbk
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
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