I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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