i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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