okay pat passed out under dana's car
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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