That's intense
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Randomize
