Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
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