i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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