all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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