I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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