If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
accomplished twins. life is a go
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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