I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
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