Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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