she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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