I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Shame - the story of my life.
Randomize
