Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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