It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I think i got beer on your cat.
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