Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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