I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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