when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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