I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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