found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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