swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
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