we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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