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ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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