D3 body, D1 cock
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
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