Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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