someone threw a dead crab at me
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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