I need help removing her.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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