Your tits are I can't wait for
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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