Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
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