I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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