Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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