My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
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