We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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