id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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