So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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