Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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