YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
So many bounce houses so little time
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Randomize
