My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i don't like sucking hair
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Randomize
