Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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