It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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