Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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