I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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