He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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