I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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