I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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