smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
tell me about the fingering
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
