I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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