Having a random hookup so left but love u
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
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