he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
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