There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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