I'm lost and stupid without you.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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