He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
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